Happy Valentines Day, punstronauts!
On set of my new sketch show premiering this summer on @comedycentral. More to come… #krollshow
Looks about right.
10 Jeremy Lin Valentine’s Day Cards
New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin has caught the NBA by storm. Today, he captures your heart.
A late night valentines pun from Jared C.
They have already been planning this for years
Great news everybody! Remember when I taped all those wigs together and then glued googly eyes to it? Well I entered that stupid formless ball of hair into a dog competition and it won Best in Show!!! So cool right? Here’s a photo of it “walking.” You may be wondering how I did the teeth. Simple: I took a fish-mouth from the bones of a trout I ate one night and taped it upside down below the eyes. I’m really happy for it. It’s name is Wig Garbage.
(via splitsider)
This dog is available to DJ your next bark mitzvah.
11 Upsetting Twitter Reactions to Scandals Throughout History
Last weekend, Twitter was ablaze with inexplicable support for Chris Brown, like “I’d let Chris Brown beat me any day.” But as disturbing as it was, it wasn’t without precedent.
Do you know anything about protecting websites from viruses and sperm?
Me: Can you send me that on DVD?
Client: Well, it is 4.15 GB file so I’ll have to use two of them.
Me: DVD should hold 4.7 GB - I think one’ll be enough.
Client: Are you listening to me? It is 4.15 GB. 15 is more than 7. Idiot…
